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1、每天早上叫醒的第一个念头就是不让夜班，想于是又多睡可能会。

The first thought of getting up every morning is that I don't want to go to work and want to sleep more.

2、怎么说呢？每个月总有那么个30天不让夜班。

How to put it? There are always 30 days a month when I don't want to go to work.

3、不对可以靠颜值睡觉，为什么我可能会必需夜班？

Why do I choose to work when I can rely on my appearance?

4、如果夜班太难，那就祝我们那时候暑假。

If it's too hard to go to work, wish us an early one.

5、觉得自己的性情知道不非常适合夜班，只非常适合领工资。

I feel that my personality is really not suitable for work, only for salary.

6、夜班和就学出奇的相似，就学有心暑假，夜班有心暑假。

Going to work is very similar to going to school. Going to school is looking forward to the end of school, and going to work is looking forward to the end of work.

7、文书工作太累的时候，记得给自己写封辞职信，让自己快乐一下。

When work is too tired, remember to write a letter of resignation to make yourself happy.

8、我人口为129人不偏爱文书工作的，因为文书工作浪费了我的青春。

I don't like work because it wastes my youth.

9、虽然我夜班可能会整天，但是我暑假很准时呀。

I'll be late for work, but I'm on time.

10、五十六种母语汇成一段话，未来的每一天都不让夜班。

Fifty six languages in one sentence, I don't want to go to work every day in the future.

11、贫穷限制了我一切，它还命令我过来夜班。

Poverty limits everything, and it orders me to go out to work.

12、我是知道不让夜班，但是我邻居没有人磷矿，也没有人奶。

I really don't want to go to work, but I don't have any mines or pigs at home.

13、夜班就像旧时代的婚姻，不对不幸福，还要相守到底。

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. It's not happy, but we have to stay together to the end.

14、早知道宿命有夜班这其实，原本就不应该带往天上渡劫。

If I had known that there was work in the world, I shouldn't have come to the world at the beginning.